What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
16.06.2025 00:19
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Make Nazis afraid again!
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
TEXT:
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority